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For Crying UGG Loud! The “I Do!” Collection

Just when I thought I’d seen it all…. UGG boots, for your wedding day. Ewwww.

You know the times when you think, “Who in their right mind would buy this???” – and then you realize, there are actually people who WILL buy this – and then you want to curl up in a ball or drop to your knees in prayer, because surely hell has frozen over and all the bad people are about to be re-released to earth?

Introducing…

The “Sparkles I Do!”
The iridescent sequins of the Classic Sparkles – I Do that glimmer in white and pink are wedding day perfect. Covered in sparkly sequins and bound with satin, it is sure to turn heads and stand out in a crowd… $225

The “Bailey Bling I Do!”
The jeweled Bailey Button – I Do has a genuine Swarovski crystal button adding sparkle and style to that special wedding day. $190

There is a decidedly less offensive “Fluff Flip Flop I Do!” which I may have actually endorsed had they not been $80. Quick, someone hand me the Sears flyer. Pretty sure I can find some fluffy slippers for $9.99.

Can’t even go on, my body has already contorted into the fetal position. Save me Jebus.

23 Responses to “For Crying UGG Loud! The “I Do!” Collection”

  1. Julia
    May 23, 2012 at 11:25 pm #

    Oh my. Those are pretty bad.

  2. Jane
    May 23, 2012 at 11:33 pm #

    That’s like the craziest thing ever!

    • Lena
      May 25, 2012 at 9:51 am #

      Ha ha ha – what’s crazy is that people WILL buy it!

  3. Tammi @ My Organized Chaos
    May 24, 2012 at 12:00 am #

    “Save me Jebus” lmao!!!

    AND AMEN!!

    This is so sad … so very sad.

    • Lena
      May 25, 2012 at 9:51 am #

      Sweet Jebus save us all :)

  4. Julie
    May 24, 2012 at 1:13 am #

    So funny, because that is the first thing I thought before I read the whole post…. these things will probably go into bridal “must have” history & sell like $250- hot cakes.

    • Lena
      May 25, 2012 at 9:52 am #

      SO true – I can just see Brit Brit wearing them at her upcoming wedding :)

  5. Heather, Mmm... is for Mommy
    May 24, 2012 at 8:13 am #

    Hehe :) I gotta share this. I kinda like ‘em!

    • Lena
      May 25, 2012 at 9:53 am #

      As long as you like them… but wouldn’t wear them :)

  6. Victoria
    May 24, 2012 at 8:25 am #

    the only time this would be acceptable is if you were getting hitched in an igloo.

    • Lena
      May 25, 2012 at 9:53 am #

      Maybe then… but no.

  7. Carlee
    May 24, 2012 at 8:29 am #

    Certainly a sign that hell has frozen over. But I do like the sparkly ones.

    • Lena
      May 25, 2012 at 9:54 am #

      The sparkly ones are kind of cute! But not at $225. You can’t exactly wear them to go grocery shopping!

  8. nicolthepickle
    May 24, 2012 at 10:17 am #

    Sparkly-ness aside. There’s a reason I wear heels. They’re more flattering then flat, flat, flat shoes,

    • Lena
      May 25, 2012 at 9:54 am #

      EXACTLY! Well said.

  9. Allie
    May 24, 2012 at 3:57 pm #

    Ahahhahahahahahhaahahhhahahahhahhahaha!!!!!!! too riduculous for words!!!!!!!

    • Lena
      May 25, 2012 at 9:55 am #

      I know :) I’m curious to see what their sales are like!

  10. Soozle
    May 24, 2012 at 7:05 pm #

    O.M.G. Haha!

    • Lena
      May 25, 2012 at 9:55 am #

      Haha!!!

  11. Janice
    May 25, 2012 at 4:38 pm #

    Lol. I guess I’d think about it if I was having an outdoor winter wedding (a friend did just that, in the Haliburton Highlands, and with the snow all surrounding the wedding party, those boots would have come in handy). Otherwise — OMG! Too funny!

    • Lena
      May 28, 2012 at 8:15 am #

      ONLY when in Haliburton :)

  12. Jenn @therebelchick
    May 30, 2012 at 7:50 pm #

    This is really sad. LOL

    • Lena
      May 30, 2012 at 7:56 pm #

      Can’t wait to see someone post personal pictures of them. *sad*

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